tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
Tall people are assholes.
well, I don’t like having to crane my neck to the side to hear your conversation with me as we walk together, but I do it anyways cause I love and respect y’all despite your shortness
2:15 am • 1 September 2014 • 107,052 notes
Marc Dorsey - People Make the World Go Round
he sounds like Donny Hathaway.
12:30 am • 31 August 2014 • 4 notes
Can anyone direct me to that ridiculous post with the Woody doll from Toy Story where it’s posed so that one of the dolls is like strangling the other or something, and there’s text that has some really dramatic fight they’re having, like “there never was a snake in your boot after all” or something? I’m sorry this is so vague but does anyone know what I’m talking about?
12:17 am • 31 August 2014 • 1 note
VI International Youth Festival 1957, postcard by V. Suryaninov, published in 1955 (via radimich-ru)
12:07 pm • 30 August 2014 • 90 notes
This phrase haunts me, but in such a good way. It just pops into my head at the most random times, OFTEN, and I start laughing my butt off. I don’t even know why it’s so damned funny! Believe me, I’ve seriously contemplated this matter. But whatever the reason, it totally cracks me up and I just love it.
11:11 pm • 29 August 2014 • 116 notes
[trigger warning: rape]
(also spoilers for Monster)
if you don’t like Eva Heinemann then you have severely misunderstood her
i mean she goes for a long game and plays Roberto, putting up with his physical abuse (and his heavily implied rape of her) so that she…
10:55 pm • 29 August 2014 • 16 notes
any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough
ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
NOT ALL COOKIES
5:42 pm • 29 August 2014 • 375,039 notes
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
sometimes i wonder if this website is okay
(Source: weirdnessisgood, via ciceronne)
11:16 pm • 28 August 2014 • 516,911 notes